What's the most you'd do to get laid? This Florida widow went the extra mile by calling the police. And then she unabashedly hit on an officer who was dispatched to her home.

Police say the first 911 call was made just after 6pm. Maria Montenez-Colon complained that she wanted her Corvette back from her stepson. When an officer arrived at her Almar Drive home in Punta Gorda, he said she was very drunk. Here's what went down:

The 58-year-old immediately told the officer he was sexy and asked if he was married, according to the incident report. Then she started over-sharing.

Montenez-Colon allegedly told the officer, "I haven't been penetrated in years," and "I am so horny."

The officer tried to steer the conversation back to the topic of the call, asking what he could do for her.

Montenez-Colon's response was "You can [expletive] me," according to the report.

The officer told Montenez-Colon that her request was inappropriate, and she told him about her Corvette issue. But while she was telling the officer about her car story, she repeatedly tried to grab the officer's arm, and tried to rub her hands on his chest. After telling her there was nothing he could do for her, he left the drunk woman's residence.

Montenez-Colon called 911 an hour later complaining that the officer who was at her home "pissed her off"

The original officer arrived, along with a second officer.

Montenez-Colon reportedly complained about the original visit to the second officer, saying, "He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to [expletive] me, he turned me down so that made me angry."

When asked by the original officer if she remembered the conversation about misuse of 911, Montenez-Colon allegedly said, "I do, but how else am I going to get you to [expletive] me?"

Montenez-Colon was arrested for Misuse of 911 and booked into the Charlotte County Jail.

Watch the news report below:

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