Going To Malls In Your 20s VS Your 30s
2014.03.11
There's no denying that malls are here to stay, but the experience can be very different depending on what age group you fall under.
Here are the major differences between shopping in a mall when you're in your 20s and 30s:
Here are the major differences between shopping in a mall when you're in your 20s and 30s:
20s: All my friends are here!
30s: Why is it always waaaay too crowded?
20s: You might run into someone cute.
30s: You inevitably run into someone you don’t want to see.
20s:Look at all the cool stuff for SALE!
30s: You never actually check out the products because you can't deal with the swarm of people.
20s: This is my most favourite store, EVER!
30s: I can't believe I used to shop here, and what is that horrible smell?
20s: OMG, I just love mall music!
30s: OMG, why do all the stores play the same music at ungodly levels?!
20s: Why won't the salespeople ever leave me alone? Do I look like a shoplifter?!
30s: Why do the salespeople completely ignore me? Do I look like I have no money?!
20s: OMG, I found something on sale that's just my size!
30s: Why doesn’t the store ever have my size when there's a sale?
20s: The mannequins are actually the stuff of nightmares.
30s: The mannequins are actually the stuff of nightmares, and way too skinny!
20s: Annoying tweens, don't they have classes to attend?
30s: If I ever spot my kid cutting class here, there will be hell to pay.
20s: First come, first served. There's no way I'm moving from this spot until my buddies show up.
30s: Look at those annoying 20-somethings, always hogging all the tables/benches at the mall.
20s: I could browse around here all day.
30s: My feet are starting to hurt... Why is everything Soooo faaaaaaar.
20s: The parking lot is too crowded, guess I'll have to make my own parking spot.
30s: There’s always some jerk taking up too many spots in the parking lot.
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