You Can't Use These 10 Excuses Anymore
2014.03.11
Like all things, excuses have evolved. From the usual suspects of "Life is not fair", and "I'm too busy", here's a list of excuses that won't work in today's world. The reason? Blame technology.
1) I left my wallet home. Do you mind getting the check this time?
Or you could wire me the money straight from your phone, because that would be a good idea.
![excuse1.png excuse1.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse1.png)
2) Really Officer, I wasn't texting.
I was Facebooking! Or Snapchatting. There's a difference, right?
![excuse2.png excuse2.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse2.png)
3) The dog ate my homework.
Because the computer is so delicious.
![excuse3.png excuse3.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse3.png)
4) I'm too sick to come to work.
You can work from home, thank you very much.
![excuse4.png excuse4.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse4.png)
5) I worked late and then came straight home.
But before that, Foursquare said you were at this bar, then that bar, and so on.
![excuse5.png excuse5.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse5.png)
6) I didn't know he was married.
Because I didn't bother Googling him.
![excuse6.png excuse6.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse6.png)
7) Sorry, I would have called but couldn't find a phone.
And I'm 50 years in the past because everyone doesn't have a mobile phone.
![excuse7.png excuse7.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse7.png)
8) Snapchat photos always disappear.
Or do they? Take a mental note.
![excuse8.png excuse8.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse8.png)
9) I called you back but you didn't pick up.
Not according to my missed call list, you didn't!
![excuse9.png excuse9.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse9.png)
10) I forgot the meeting was today!
Finally, Google Calendar slips up.
![excuse10.png excuse10.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse10.png)
Bonus: I'm busy at work
No I'm not, I'm just Facebooking.
![excuse11.png excuse11.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse11.png)
1) I left my wallet home. Do you mind getting the check this time?
Or you could wire me the money straight from your phone, because that would be a good idea.
![excuse1.png excuse1.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse1.png)
2) Really Officer, I wasn't texting.
I was Facebooking! Or Snapchatting. There's a difference, right?
![excuse2.png excuse2.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse2.png)
3) The dog ate my homework.
Because the computer is so delicious.
![excuse3.png excuse3.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse3.png)
4) I'm too sick to come to work.
You can work from home, thank you very much.
![excuse4.png excuse4.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse4.png)
5) I worked late and then came straight home.
But before that, Foursquare said you were at this bar, then that bar, and so on.
![excuse5.png excuse5.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse5.png)
6) I didn't know he was married.
Because I didn't bother Googling him.
![excuse6.png excuse6.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse6.png)
7) Sorry, I would have called but couldn't find a phone.
And I'm 50 years in the past because everyone doesn't have a mobile phone.
![excuse7.png excuse7.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse7.png)
8) Snapchat photos always disappear.
Or do they? Take a mental note.
![excuse8.png excuse8.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse8.png)
9) I called you back but you didn't pick up.
Not according to my missed call list, you didn't!
![excuse9.png excuse9.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse9.png)
10) I forgot the meeting was today!
Finally, Google Calendar slips up.
![excuse10.png excuse10.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse10.png)
Bonus: I'm busy at work
No I'm not, I'm just Facebooking.
![excuse11.png excuse11.png](/files/attach/images/3004/160/098/013/excuse11.png)
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