This could be the ultimate panty raid heist in Hollywood history. According to Page Six, a bag containing $3,000 worth of Madonna's high-end unmentionables recently went missing in New York's Meatpacking District during a photoshoot for L'uomo Vogue.

The lingerie that was loaned by undies purveyor Deborah Marquit included a dozen bras worth $2,545, five thongs worth $345 and four briefs worth $515. A police report was later filed on April 1. Makes you wonder what they're worth on the open market.