Alicia Silverstone is the new and improved Jenny McCarthy. That means, she's not just anti-vac, guys, she's also anti-diaper! And more!

The Daily Beast compiled some of Silverstone's more creative tips:

1. Your uterus is a "baby house" and if you eat meat and dairy then your baby is marinating in "toxic sludge."

2. Don't listen to the "pseudoscience" peddled by Big Diaper—all babies should just crawl around bottomless leaving little baby poo trails everywhere, and if you see a baby making its doodoo-face, grab it and hold it over the toilet real quick. Because "toxic sludge" is apparently not such a big deal when it's tracked all over your actual house. (Just have your maid clean it up later!)

3. You should pre-chew your child's food and then baby-bird it into their mouth. Like Alicia Silverstone literally does.

4. Not letting your child sleep with you and your partner and your other babies in the "Family Bed" is "tantamount to neglect."

5. Being vegan prevents and/or cures every single major and minor disease, including post-partum depression, and if you acquire any of said diseases it's because you are an unkind mama and also probably a fatty.

6. "Anecdotally," vaccines are baby-ruiners.

According to Drs. Roizen and Oz…While there has not been a conclusive study of the negative effects of such a rigorous one-size-fits-all, shoot-'em-up schedule, there is increasing anecdotal evidence from doctors who have gotten distressed phone calls from parents claiming their child was 'never the same' after receiving a vaccine. And I personally have friends whose babies were drastically affected in this way.

7. The vagina—or "chichi"—is "the most absorbent part of your body", and tampons are murdering you from the inside.

We're guessing there will be more to come.