The only way you could escape news about the lavish wedding between Kanye and Kim last weekend would be by choosing to live under a gigantic boulder somewhere on a remote island for the rest of your life.

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But should you be tempted to follow in their red-carpeted footsteps when conducted your own wedding, then you'll need to memorize the following unofficial new rules on how to throw a celebrity wedding, Kimye style.

Have Your Bachelorette Party In Paris

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Since your wedding will be held in the most beautiful of European locations, you'll need to invite all your celebrity girlfriends for a sexy Parisian bachelorette party.

Have A Pre-Wedding Brunch With Valentino

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What better way to show the world how wonderfully connected you are than by indulging in a little pre-wedding brunch at the stunning French countryside mansion of legendary fashion designer and global fashion legend, Valentino Garavani.

Throw A Plush Pre-Wedding Event At The Palace Of Versailles

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Talk about expensive tastes. Anyone who has ever stepped foot in here will no doubt know just how opulent, expansive and luxurious this historical bastion of man-made beauty really is.

Fly Separately To The Wedding Venue

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When it came to the actual wedding, the couple switched locations before flying separately on private jets to Belvedere Fort (Forte di Belvedere) located in the Oltrarno District of Florence Italy. It was amidst the scenic location and breathtaking views of the lush countryside that they finally said their "I dos".

Invite All Your Celebrity Friends

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No celebrity wedding would be complete without a celebrity guest-list comprising of the who's who in the entertainment and fashion industry. Notable attendees included John Legend & Chrissy Teigen, Tyga & Blac Chyna, Andre Leon Talley, Giuseppe Zanotti, Scottie Pippen, and many, many more.

We're guessing that Beyonce and Jay-Z's invite must have gotten lost along the way, because they were definitely not in attendance.

Properly Serenade Your Wife-To-Be

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The guests were entertained by the likes of Andrea Bocelli, Lana Del Ray, John Legend and (of course) Kanye West himself.

Celeb Photo Booth Is A Must

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Even celebrities love cheesing it up for the cameras sometimes. For Kimye's wedding, they made sure to set up a photo-booth so that everyone could bring home a little something to prove that they were there.