19 Signs That Your Ketchup Addiction Has Gone Too Far
2014.06.04
There's just something about this glorious, tomato-based condiment that makes everything taste better. But is it possible to be addicted to ketchup?
![2c629c7a_5ab2_4c43_8dd3_8dd49bea7913.jpg 2c629c7a_5ab2_4c43_8dd3_8dd49bea7913.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/2c629c7a_5ab2_4c43_8dd3_8dd49bea7913.jpg)
One scary example is this British teen named Melissa (shown above), who chugs approximately 11 times her own body weight of tomato sauce in a single year! And there are plenty of folks just like Melissa who continue to be in denial about this problem. Many rarely seek help until it's much too late.
So how can you tell if your addiction has reached dangerous levels? Is it possible to realize that your addiction is not just harming yourself, but also becoming a treat to others as well?
If any of these traits below relate to your situation, then it's time to put that ketchup bottle down, back away slowly and get the help you need.
You aren't shy about sneaking a sip while out in public
![a7e3e05b_a0d5_438b_b814_3e1a3e003800.jpg a7e3e05b_a0d5_438b_b814_3e1a3e003800.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/a7e3e05b_a0d5_438b_b814_3e1a3e003800.jpg)
You have packs off them stored away just in case...
![0c45dcb5_50fe_49db_b943_68389289c00f.jpg 0c45dcb5_50fe_49db_b943_68389289c00f.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/0c45dcb5_50fe_49db_b943_68389289c00f.jpg)
In fact, your ketchup hoarding habits are not exactly a secret![86e51d1b_ef51_4d10_b238_c336e8cc8e2f.jpg 86e51d1b_ef51_4d10_b238_c336e8cc8e2f.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/86e51d1b_ef51_4d10_b238_c336e8cc8e2f.jpg)
When out grocery shopping, you really only have one ingredient in mind![0827357d_cb31_4728_879c_801cccd9459b.jpg 0827357d_cb31_4728_879c_801cccd9459b.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/0827357d_cb31_4728_879c_801cccd9459b.jpg)
If you could, you would buy ALL THE KETCHUP for your friends and family
![df7a0e99_4bf2_4d0a_9fa7_6496e97765c1.jpg df7a0e99_4bf2_4d0a_9fa7_6496e97765c1.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/df7a0e99_4bf2_4d0a_9fa7_6496e97765c1.jpg)
You also can't wait to start your own family so that you can teach your kids about the joys of ketchup
![21b3e84c_ac32_4a4e_9fad_d26c60f2e018.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/21b3e84c_ac32_4a4e_9fad_d26c60f2e018.jpg)
You can't really eat until your food is drowning in the stuff![8c6af720_7d7c_4cf4_8200_c5c6303d318c.jpg 8c6af720_7d7c_4cf4_8200_c5c6303d318c.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/8c6af720_7d7c_4cf4_8200_c5c6303d318c.jpg)
Because in your mind, there is no such thing as TOO MUCH ketchup
![d15a43fd_a76b_4c1c_bbfc_7a0134becbdd.jpg d15a43fd_a76b_4c1c_bbfc_7a0134becbdd.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/d15a43fd_a76b_4c1c_bbfc_7a0134becbdd.jpg)
You're the kind of the person who has eggs WITH their ketchup, and not the other way round
![9dbd2f73_a96f_4a27_90e1_02f1cfeaac01.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/9dbd2f73_a96f_4a27_90e1_02f1cfeaac01.jpg)
Ketchup + Ice Cream = BEST DESSERT EVER!
![ca106499_74aa_4d2e_91fa_7a2c0935a4a4.jpg ca106499_74aa_4d2e_91fa_7a2c0935a4a4.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/ca106499_74aa_4d2e_91fa_7a2c0935a4a4.jpg)
Basically everything can be improved once you put ketchup on it
![b1427c66_072d_4f32_ad2e_3dc386761d9a.jpg b1427c66_072d_4f32_ad2e_3dc386761d9a.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/b1427c66_072d_4f32_ad2e_3dc386761d9a.jpg)
Instead of cake, you actually prefer having this served during your birthday
![5fd635e1_3255_486d_9bb7_a431ac700dec.jpg 5fd635e1_3255_486d_9bb7_a431ac700dec.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/5fd635e1_3255_486d_9bb7_a431ac700dec.jpg)
And instead of writing holiday cards, you do this...
![c7f33760_0cc6_4744_8644_6ac4d80bc989.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/c7f33760_0cc6_4744_8644_6ac4d80bc989.jpg)
Forget the Mona Lisa, because this is the only kind of art that you can appreciate
![5889f78d_1121_42cd_82c8_0fa947f35c6f.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/5889f78d_1121_42cd_82c8_0fa947f35c6f.jpg)
This is about the closest thing to having ketchup running through your veins
![addiction.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/addiction.jpg)
If you could bathe in ketchup, you would die a very happy person
![e72f4eac_1c9f_4cb3_995f_7dfa52f4a0b2.jpg e72f4eac_1c9f_4cb3_995f_7dfa52f4a0b2.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/e72f4eac_1c9f_4cb3_995f_7dfa52f4a0b2.jpg)
You wear this shirt on a daily basis
![23927aa0_698e_4993_9467_4d367e912408.jpg 23927aa0_698e_4993_9467_4d367e912408.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/23927aa0_698e_4993_9467_4d367e912408.jpg)
If you won the lottery, you would splurge it all on this...
![9b7b27fc_9f52_409b_9725_e802906a759f.jpg 9b7b27fc_9f52_409b_9725_e802906a759f.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/9b7b27fc_9f52_409b_9725_e802906a759f.jpg)
And finally, you think that this video is about the funniest thing to have ever existed in the history of internet:
![2c629c7a_5ab2_4c43_8dd3_8dd49bea7913.jpg 2c629c7a_5ab2_4c43_8dd3_8dd49bea7913.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/2c629c7a_5ab2_4c43_8dd3_8dd49bea7913.jpg)
One scary example is this British teen named Melissa (shown above), who chugs approximately 11 times her own body weight of tomato sauce in a single year! And there are plenty of folks just like Melissa who continue to be in denial about this problem. Many rarely seek help until it's much too late.
So how can you tell if your addiction has reached dangerous levels? Is it possible to realize that your addiction is not just harming yourself, but also becoming a treat to others as well?
If any of these traits below relate to your situation, then it's time to put that ketchup bottle down, back away slowly and get the help you need.
You aren't shy about sneaking a sip while out in public
![a7e3e05b_a0d5_438b_b814_3e1a3e003800.jpg a7e3e05b_a0d5_438b_b814_3e1a3e003800.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/a7e3e05b_a0d5_438b_b814_3e1a3e003800.jpg)
You have packs off them stored away just in case...
![0c45dcb5_50fe_49db_b943_68389289c00f.jpg 0c45dcb5_50fe_49db_b943_68389289c00f.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/0c45dcb5_50fe_49db_b943_68389289c00f.jpg)
In fact, your ketchup hoarding habits are not exactly a secret
![86e51d1b_ef51_4d10_b238_c336e8cc8e2f.jpg 86e51d1b_ef51_4d10_b238_c336e8cc8e2f.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/86e51d1b_ef51_4d10_b238_c336e8cc8e2f.jpg)
When out grocery shopping, you really only have one ingredient in mind
![0827357d_cb31_4728_879c_801cccd9459b.jpg 0827357d_cb31_4728_879c_801cccd9459b.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/0827357d_cb31_4728_879c_801cccd9459b.jpg)
If you could, you would buy ALL THE KETCHUP for your friends and family
![df7a0e99_4bf2_4d0a_9fa7_6496e97765c1.jpg df7a0e99_4bf2_4d0a_9fa7_6496e97765c1.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/df7a0e99_4bf2_4d0a_9fa7_6496e97765c1.jpg)
You also can't wait to start your own family so that you can teach your kids about the joys of ketchup
![21b3e84c_ac32_4a4e_9fad_d26c60f2e018.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/21b3e84c_ac32_4a4e_9fad_d26c60f2e018.jpg)
You can't really eat until your food is drowning in the stuff
![8c6af720_7d7c_4cf4_8200_c5c6303d318c.jpg 8c6af720_7d7c_4cf4_8200_c5c6303d318c.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/8c6af720_7d7c_4cf4_8200_c5c6303d318c.jpg)
Because in your mind, there is no such thing as TOO MUCH ketchup
![d15a43fd_a76b_4c1c_bbfc_7a0134becbdd.jpg d15a43fd_a76b_4c1c_bbfc_7a0134becbdd.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/d15a43fd_a76b_4c1c_bbfc_7a0134becbdd.jpg)
You're the kind of the person who has eggs WITH their ketchup, and not the other way round
![9dbd2f73_a96f_4a27_90e1_02f1cfeaac01.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/9dbd2f73_a96f_4a27_90e1_02f1cfeaac01.jpg)
Ketchup + Ice Cream = BEST DESSERT EVER!
![ca106499_74aa_4d2e_91fa_7a2c0935a4a4.jpg ca106499_74aa_4d2e_91fa_7a2c0935a4a4.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/ca106499_74aa_4d2e_91fa_7a2c0935a4a4.jpg)
Basically everything can be improved once you put ketchup on it
![b1427c66_072d_4f32_ad2e_3dc386761d9a.jpg b1427c66_072d_4f32_ad2e_3dc386761d9a.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/b1427c66_072d_4f32_ad2e_3dc386761d9a.jpg)
Instead of cake, you actually prefer having this served during your birthday
![5fd635e1_3255_486d_9bb7_a431ac700dec.jpg 5fd635e1_3255_486d_9bb7_a431ac700dec.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/5fd635e1_3255_486d_9bb7_a431ac700dec.jpg)
And instead of writing holiday cards, you do this...
![c7f33760_0cc6_4744_8644_6ac4d80bc989.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/c7f33760_0cc6_4744_8644_6ac4d80bc989.jpg)
Forget the Mona Lisa, because this is the only kind of art that you can appreciate
![5889f78d_1121_42cd_82c8_0fa947f35c6f.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/5889f78d_1121_42cd_82c8_0fa947f35c6f.jpg)
This is about the closest thing to having ketchup running through your veins
![addiction.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/addiction.jpg)
If you could bathe in ketchup, you would die a very happy person
![e72f4eac_1c9f_4cb3_995f_7dfa52f4a0b2.jpg e72f4eac_1c9f_4cb3_995f_7dfa52f4a0b2.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/e72f4eac_1c9f_4cb3_995f_7dfa52f4a0b2.jpg)
You wear this shirt on a daily basis
![23927aa0_698e_4993_9467_4d367e912408.jpg 23927aa0_698e_4993_9467_4d367e912408.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/23927aa0_698e_4993_9467_4d367e912408.jpg)
If you won the lottery, you would splurge it all on this...
![9b7b27fc_9f52_409b_9725_e802906a759f.jpg 9b7b27fc_9f52_409b_9725_e802906a759f.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/636/997/013/9b7b27fc_9f52_409b_9725_e802906a759f.jpg)
And finally, you think that this video is about the funniest thing to have ever existed in the history of internet:
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