Top 10 Dos and Don'ts for Short Jorts
2014.06.14
Short shorts, or short jeans shorts, or jorts: How do you wear them properly? Is there a manual for these things or do you slap 'em on however you feel like? Here are our 10 tips on how to wear short jorts, the right way.
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Don't wear it like this guy, ever.
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Don't wear something so baggy that it covers them: You'll look like you're not wearing any pants at all!
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6. Do pair it with a jacket or sneakers.
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8. Do make sure your jorts fit. It doesn't have to be tight.
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1. Do match it with a shirt. And tuck in.
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Don't show bum cleavage to the point of exposing your knickers.
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2. Do wear it like Taylor Swift - nicely fitted, showing off your beautiful legs!
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Don't wear it like this guy, ever.
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3. Do high-waisted jorts and pair it with something loose on top.
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Don't wear something so baggy that it covers them: You'll look like you're not wearing any pants at all!
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4. Do make sure your jorts aren't torn to shreds when you wear it out. This is fine:
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Don't. This is just indecent:
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5. Do show off an appropriate amount of midriff. If you have it, flaunt it!
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Don't wear your 10-year old sibling's jorts. They will never fit.
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6. Do pair it with a jacket or sneakers. ![jorts7.jpg jorts7.jpg](/files/attach/images/591/970/011/014/jorts7.jpg)
Don't pair it with a wallet chain.
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7. Do wear a loose and comfortable top to cover a part of your jorts.
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Don't ever wear your jorts over leggings. Ugh!
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8. Do make sure your jorts fit. It doesn't have to be tight.
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Don't wear it this way anywhere except Coachella.
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9. Do match it with a fitted top.
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Don't replace your underwear with jorts.
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10. Do pair it with a tiny tank top, if you have the body for it:
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Don't replace your boxers with jorts. Unless you have this body:
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