Who Danced Better? Taylor Swift vs. Celebrities
2014.06.12
There's no denying that Taylor Swift is hot. She's pretty much picture perfect all the time and she can write hit after hit, breakup after breakup. But something's got to give, right? After all, nobody's perfect. Thankfully, all's fair in the dance department. If you've noticed, she's got really awkward moves. She tries to make it sexy, but it comes off as just... just stahhhp!
Here are 17 dance battles between Taylor and a few other celebrities. Check out who wins after the jump:
![taylor1.gif taylor1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor1.gif)
vs.
![taylorkate1.gif taylorkate1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorkate1.gif)
![taylor2.gif taylor2.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor2.gif)
vs.
![taylormiley1.gif taylormiley1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylormiley1.gif)
![taylor3.gif taylor3.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor3.gif)
vs.
![taylorvanessa1.gif taylorvanessa1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorvanessa1.gif)
![taylor4.gif taylor4.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor4.gif)
vs.
![taylorbeyonce1.gif taylorbeyonce1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorbeyonce1.gif)
![taylor5.gif taylor5.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor5.gif)
vs.
![taylormiley2.gif taylormiley2.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylormiley2.gif)
![taylor6.gif taylor6.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor6.gif)
vs,
![tayloriggy.gif tayloriggy.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/tayloriggy.gif)
Winner: Taylor Swift. This is music! Not porn! Even though Taylor looks friggin awkward doing what she's trying to do.
![taylor7.gif taylor7.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor7.gif)
vs.
![taylorbeyonce2.gif taylorbeyonce2.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorbeyonce2.gif)
![taylor8.gif taylor8.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor8.gif)
vs,
![tayloriggy1.gif tayloriggy1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/tayloriggy1.gif)
![taylor9.gif taylor9.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor9.gif)
vs.
![taylorharry.gif taylorharry.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorharry.gif)
![taylor11.gif taylor11.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor11.gif)
vs.
![taylorrihanna.gif taylorrihanna.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorrihanna.gif)
![taylor10.gif taylor10.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor10.gif)
vs.
![taylorleo.gif taylorleo.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorleo.gif)
![taylor12.gif taylor12.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor12.gif)
vs.
![taylorross.gif taylorross.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorross.gif)
![taylor13.gif taylor13.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor13.gif)
vs.
![taylorshakria.gif taylorshakria.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorshakria.gif)
![taylor14.gif taylor14.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor14.gif)
vs.
![taylorbeyonce3.gif taylorbeyonce3.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorbeyonce3.gif)
![taylor15.gif taylor15.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor15.gif)
vs.
![taylorparis1.gif taylorparis1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorparis1.gif)
![taylor16.gif taylor16.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor16.gif)
vs.
![tayloremma1.gif tayloremma1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/tayloremma1.gif)
![taylor17.gif taylor17.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor17.gif)
vs.
![taylorrihanna2.gif taylorrihanna2.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorrihanna2.gif)
Here are 17 dance battles between Taylor and a few other celebrities. Check out who wins after the jump:
1. Taylor Swift vs. Kate Upton:
![taylor1.gif taylor1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor1.gif)
vs.
![taylorkate1.gif taylorkate1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorkate1.gif)
Winner: Kate Upton, because of that bikini.
2. Taylor Swift vs. Miley Cyrus:
![taylor2.gif taylor2.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor2.gif)
vs.
![taylormiley1.gif taylormiley1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylormiley1.gif)
Winner: Taylor Swift because she's dancing when everyone else is sitting down.
3. Taylor Swift vs. Vanessa Hudgens:
![taylor3.gif taylor3.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor3.gif)
vs.
![taylorvanessa1.gif taylorvanessa1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorvanessa1.gif)
Winner: Vanessa Hudgens. You can't beat that.
4. Taylor Swift vs. Beyoncé:
![taylor4.gif taylor4.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor4.gif)
vs.
![taylorbeyonce1.gif taylorbeyonce1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorbeyonce1.gif)
Winner: Taylor Swift. Queen Bey can't counter the Karate Kid's Crane move ON STAGE.
5. Taylor Swift vs. Miley again:
![taylor5.gif taylor5.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor5.gif)
vs.
![taylormiley2.gif taylormiley2.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylormiley2.gif)
Winner: Miley Cyrus, because we can't get this image out of our heads, forever.
6. Taylor Swift vs. Iggy Azalea:
![taylor6.gif taylor6.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor6.gif)
vs,
![tayloriggy.gif tayloriggy.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/tayloriggy.gif)
Winner: Taylor Swift. This is music! Not porn! Even though Taylor looks friggin awkward doing what she's trying to do.
7. Taylor Swift vs. Beyoncé:
![taylor7.gif taylor7.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor7.gif)
vs.
![taylorbeyonce2.gif taylorbeyonce2.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorbeyonce2.gif)
Winner: Beyonce. More movement wins. Simple as that.
8. Taylor Swift vs. Iggy Azalea, again:
![taylor8.gif taylor8.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor8.gif)
vs,
![tayloriggy1.gif tayloriggy1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/tayloriggy1.gif)
Winner: TIE. Head-banging vs twerking cancels each other out.
9. Taylor Swift vs. Harry Styles:
![taylor9.gif taylor9.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor9.gif)
vs.
![taylorharry.gif taylorharry.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorharry.gif)
Winner: Harry Styles, because it looks like Taylor is head-bopping to that ass.
10. Taylor Swift vs. Rihanna:
![taylor11.gif taylor11.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor11.gif)
vs.
![taylorrihanna.gif taylorrihanna.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorrihanna.gif)
Winner: Taylor Swift, because, seriously what the hell is Rihanna doing?
11. Taylor Swift vs. Leonardo DiCaprio:
![taylor10.gif taylor10.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor10.gif)
vs.
![taylorleo.gif taylorleo.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorleo.gif)
Winner: Leonardo DiCaprio, because he never wins anything.
12. Taylor Swift vs. Ross:
![taylor12.gif taylor12.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor12.gif)
vs.
![taylorross.gif taylorross.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorross.gif)
Winner: Taylor Swift, for the stiffest moves ever.
13. Taylor Swift vs. Shakira:
![taylor13.gif taylor13.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor13.gif)
vs.
![taylorshakria.gif taylorshakria.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorshakria.gif)
Winner: Shakira, because she's been doing this for years. Plus she's given birth to a child and she can STILL move like that.
14. Taylor Swift vs. Beyoncé:
![taylor14.gif taylor14.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor14.gif)
vs.
![taylorbeyonce3.gif taylorbeyonce3.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorbeyonce3.gif)
Winner: Beyonce. The routine looks similar, but the Queen packs more energy in it.
15. Taylor Swift vs. Paris Hilton:
![taylor15.gif taylor15.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor15.gif)
vs.
![taylorparis1.gif taylorparis1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorparis1.gif)
Winner: Taylor Swift. Because she doesn't get old people flipping her off like Paris.
16. Taylor Swift vs. Emma Watson:
![taylor16.gif taylor16.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor16.gif)
vs.
![tayloremma1.gif tayloremma1.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/tayloremma1.gif)
Winner: Emma Watson. Because she looks more natural when it comes to rhythm.
17. Taylor Swift vs. Rihanna
![taylor17.gif taylor17.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylor17.gif)
vs.
![taylorrihanna2.gif taylorrihanna2.gif](/files/attach/images/591/503/070/014/taylorrihanna2.gif)
Winner: Taylor Swift, because that GIF has 3x the awkwardness.
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