16 Ways To Know You're Looking At a Spornosexual
2014.06.13
Say goodbye to metrosexuals because the new kid on the block is hotter. "Spornosexuals" can be described as second generation metrosexuals whose bodies are the ultimate accessory; which is easy to understand if you have a six-pack.
But it goes further than that. They can often be found ogling themselves in a mirror, and are perennially shirtless. Usually, they're taking selfies. Get the drift so far?
But if you didn't, here's some visual examples of how you can familiarize yourself with the new buzzword.
12. It is a shame Brad didn't take selfies when he was this chiseled. Hot-ass spornosexual pose!
Understand now?
But it goes further than that. They can often be found ogling themselves in a mirror, and are perennially shirtless. Usually, they're taking selfies. Get the drift so far?
But if you didn't, here's some visual examples of how you can familiarize yourself with the new buzzword.
1. Dan Osborne is a spornosexual. Just check out his Instagram account:
2. We can totally understand why you would want to be shirtless all the time:
3. David Beckham is a prime example of metrosexual graduating to spornosexual.
4. These guys would be shirtless all-day-long if it were up to them:
5. Dan Osbourne may be the hottest spornosexual
6. Are stock models spornosexuals?
7. Spornosexual sport-pose.
8. Dan Osbourne again: check out his perfect hair, body, and everything. Oh, nice pants by the way.
9. It is not just about a hot body. It's the whole package.
10. We are pretty sure we didn't want to see Adam Levine's pubes, but if he had a camera, he'd take this pic himself.
11. The folks at 300 could totally be spornosexuals. No sculpted body, no entry. Haroo!
12. It is a shame Brad didn't take selfies when he was this chiseled. Hot-ass spornosexual pose!
13. Not all shirtless guys are spornosexuals. Robert Pattinson isn't one:
14. But this guy is:
15. Unfortunately, Justin Bieber could be one too. Check out those cute six-packs. They are like the 6-pack Mini Magnum ice-cream bars you can buy at the supermarket.
16. Clothes were not Ryan Gosling's character's best accessories in Crazy Stupid Love.
Understand now?
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