30 Thoughts That Go Through Your Head While Watching Game of Thrones
2014.06.19
Season 4 has ended. What do we do with our lives now? Here's what we imagine hardcore GOT fans are thinking when watching the series. WARNING: Like winter, spoilers are coming.
1. I wish there more than 10 episodes per season.
2. I wish I actually read the books.
3. What would Joffrey do today?
4. What are they feeding those wolf dogs, they're huge!
5. For a pretty graphic show, they don't show Theon's flayed parts.
6. Sam must be the name they use for the chubby guy who helps you out in movies.
7. Boobs!
8. Butts!
9. So...what's going to happen to Ser Jorrah?
10. Tyrion, Arya, & Brienne should meet up, form an alliance & kill all the idiots.
11. The incest scenes are getting a tad boring already.
12. The synopsis for all the episodes would probably be kill, fuck, betray, die.
13. I want to punch Cersei so hard that she'll feel it in her incestuous babymaker.
14. What ever happened to Melisandre's demon baby?
15. Why aren't there more dragon scenes?
16. Seriously, how did they make the moondoor?
17. Why did they make us like Oberyn Martell?
18. Stannis strikes me as the kind of guy who just doesn't know when to give up.
19. Will Jon Snow end up with Daenerys?
20. Trial by combat is pretty cool, but a fucked up way to decide who's guilty.
21. They should really add pictures of naked people in the books
Hmm..nope.22. Do boys like older women? Margaery Tyrell!
23. At this rate, they're going to run out of characters.
24. Never fall in love with a prostitute. Unless they promise not to stab you in the back.
25. This show is really about women, right?
26. Do the Unsullied have sexual desires?
27. Tyrion just took Father's Day to a whole new level.
28. Finally, Brandon Stark's story is getting interesting.
Finally.29. The ending is probably going to be how Daenerys will use her dragons to help kill the White Walkers, right?
30. The season is finally over, now what will I do with my life?
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