Fortune cookie messages are fun. But not all of them are created equal. Some of them, are filled with pointless messages. Like these ones over here. Here are the 19 most useless, as well as hilarious messages. Check them out:

1. The most useless message.

2. The most important cookie?

3. So the point of this is to just laugh for exercise?

4. The most depressing message.

5. Especially useful if you are wearing crocs.

6. Is that the number to call?

7. Consider yourself lucky. You caused something to happen!

8. Oh, damn.

9. #truth.

10. Good to know.

11. And you just got smacked by a fortune cookie.

12. Wait, what?

13. ROFL.

14. Your future has been foretold.

15. Useful information?

16. If all you ate was that cookie.

17. Damn straight.

18. ASAP science, get on this, ASAP.

19. Reassurance.