15 Things Single People Say But Actually Mean Something Else
2014.07.23
So you're still single, and you're cool. But the one annoying that keeps happening is this: everyone keeps asking you if you're attached yet. Here are some things that single people say vs what they really mean. Check it out:
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1. Single person: “I’m not seeing anyone right now.”
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What they really mean: “I'm single, and I'm totally open to seeing anyone right now.”
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2. Single person: “I am okay being single.”
What they really mean: “No I'm not, but it is none of your GD business!”
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3. Single person: “I just downloaded Tinder for an experiment”
What they really mean: “I’m getting desperate. Let's hope someone swipes right me.”
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4. Single person: “I’m looking for The One.”
What they really mean: “Why is it so hard to find someone who finds me mildly attractive and gets my sense of humor?”
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5. Single person: “Do you want to be my date at this wedding?”
What they really mean: “I do NOT want to be stuck at the singles’ table for this wedding.”
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6. Single person: “I met someone last night.”
What they really mean: “I had an adult sleepover, and we probably will never see each other again.”
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7. Single person: “I just don’t know where to meet anyone these days.”
What they really mean: “I'm never trying online dating. Or Tinder. No thanks.”
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8. Single person: “I'm just hanging out. That's all.”
What they really mean: “I'm too picky and I want to play the game longer.”
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9. Single person: “I've got a date tonight!”
What they really mean: “This could be it!”
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10. Single person: “I’m just not ready to settle down right now.”
What they really mean: “I want to get married but I'm not sure if I'll make the right choice.”
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11. Single person: “I’m just too busy with work right now to see anyone.”
What they really mean: “I don't have friends, and I don't hang out.”
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12. Single person: “Let’s go out and have some fun tonight!”
What they really mean: “I just finished binge watching House of Cards and I've got nothing to do now.”
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13. Single person: “Everyone's got someone for them. I just haven't found him yet.”
What they really mean: “Should I change my look? And please stop asking me why I'm single!”
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14. Single person: “I'm staying in tonight to watch House of Cards.”
What they really mean: “No one has asked me out.”
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15. Single person: “Sure, I’d love to hang out with you and your boyfriend tonight!”
What they really mean: “Maybe they've got hot friends.”
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