No-nonsense chef Gordon Ramsay won't hold his tongue back if he's bothered by something. We figure life is too short to bottle up every negative thing you feel. While there are instances where keeping quiet is the best, Ramsay believes it to be the opposite. Here are 26 ways Gordon Ramsay tells people to eff-off.

1. The direct version.

2. The "you're a lazy asshole".

3. The performance critic.

4. The disappointment.

5. The understatement.

6. The sarcastic version.

7. The disbelief.

8. The angry version.

9. Disbelief + Sarcasm.

10. The "joke".

11. The utter disbelief.

12. This disappointed version 2.

13. The "commenter".

14. The head-shot version.

15. The exhibit-you're-an-asshole version.

16. The "can't-be-bothered-to-be-tortured" version.

17. This amazing-disbelief.

18. The "joke" 2.

19. The confusion part 2.

20. The impatient version.

21. The ugly truth version.

22. The prayer.

23. The speak the truth version.

24. The "can't believe it's only Monday" version.

25. The confusion part 3.

26. The confusion part 4.

But if yelling and swearing at someone doesn't change them like how Ramsay does, what will?

Though we much prefer the yelling version.