Coldplay front man Chris Martin stopped iHeartRadio earlier and his voice is just 100% feel. The station decided to put his super emo voice to the test by giving him incredibly normal objects.

This is about an old shoe.

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This is about a banana.

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This is about a BlackBerry.

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Which is admittedly quite sad to begin with. (Sniff.)

Check out the whole video here: