1. Do you even understand what they're singing?

Music is universal.

2. The boys look like girls.

At least they aren't ugly looking "girls".

3. They are lame.

You are pretty judgy aren't you?

4. Psy is so slapstick.

He's an exception.

5. You must like Korean dramas too, right?

What's not to like?

6. Their music all sound the same.

Millions of people don't think so.

7. They are so fake.

Because you know them so well?

8. Only 15-year old girls listen to that stuff.

What does age have to do with anything?

9. Their music isn't even good.

Have you heard G-Dragon?

10. I thought you were better than that.

Better than you, at least.

11. You just like them because they're hot right? 

It doesn't hurt that they're hot, right? You're ugly.

12. I can't take a K-pop fan seriously.

Okay, bye!