If you are just as shocked as us and everyone else at the VMAs after watching Nicki Minaj's Anaconda performance, then it is time to break down exactly what you just saw. Here's hope we'll be able to understand Nicki Minaj's butt-filled Anaconda song.

1. She introduces the front facing butt.

2. Then the top-facing butt.

3. Let's not forget about the less-skanky side butt.

4. Twerking now comes with chairs.

5. Twerk-planking. It's probably going to be a new thing.

6. Bing..bong...bing..bong. Butt-slapping.

7. Front-facing butt makes several appearances.

8. Nicki Minaj's butt probably rivals Kim Kardashian's.

9. Then there's in-the-water top-facing butt.

10. Drake was subjected to some twerking.

11. He's trying to understand it.

12. He explores it to find meaning.

13. He gives up.

Us too. We can't get it.