The anaconda won't want none, unless you got buns, hun. The unfortunate piece of news for the anaconda: he's missing out on a lot of buns.

Like beauty, not everyone defines them in the same manner. The anaconda defines his buns in this way:

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Big, bouncy. The more protruding it is, the better!

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Cos ass is in vogue now.

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But what about the other kinds of buns out there? Why not give them a chance? Here are a few buns the anaconda won't want.

1. We're certain this doesn't qualify as buns, but it still looks hot to us!

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2. Tiny butts are cute too. Anaconda don't like. buns5.jpg

3. I don't see anything wrong with these buns!

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4. Kim Zolciak looks like she's got nice buns, no?

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5. Sorry, Kesha, but you've got no buns.

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6. Kate Upton's got no buns, but does that even matter?

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7, Her buns are on another side.

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9. Even Megan Fox doesn't have big ass buns. But that really doesn't matter.

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10. Zoe Saldana may be sexy in blue, or green, but she doesn't have anaconda-preferred buns.

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11. Victoria Beckham is skinny as a stick, but she still looks helluva sexy.

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12. Even Cassie doesn't have buns.

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13. Paris Hilton is just kinda shapeless all over. Another Kesha body-type.

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14. Mila Kunis doesn't have Kim Kardashian buns, but has been voted the sexiest woman alive before, somewhere.

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15. Even Jennifer Aniston hasn't got them buns.

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So does it really matter what the anaconda thinks? 

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Nope. Not at all!