When a relationship is over, it's over. But sometimes, it isn't over for everyone. It's times like this when you'll most likely find unwanted text messages from your ex. Here's how to respond to them if you never ever want anything to do with them, ever.

1. Have amnesia.

2. Flat out no.

3. Hahaha and bye.

4. Do a comparison.

5. Treat it like spam mail.

6. Show how creepy they are.

7. Give them directions.

8. Tell them they remind you of stuff.

9. Ask about dreams.

10. Talk dirty like this.

11. Empathize and say goodnight.

12. Talk dirty part 2.

13. Give closure.

14. Join in the conversation.

15. Tell them the truth.

16. The Magic Conch has all the answers.

17. No one is irreplaceable.

18. Give suggestions.