Men tend to read signals wrong all the time. And you can't blame them. They're just trying their luck until they hit the jackpot. But it does make for funny stories too. Here are some of the ways men think they know when women want to sleep with them.

1. If she likes food.

2. If she stays standing in the same place when you go to the bathroom.

Or basically not running away on a horse!

3. If she says, “That is VERY interesting.”

4. If she thinks. (What?!)

5. If she isn’t on her phone.

6. If she wears revealing clothes.

7. If she offers you gum.

8. If she shows you her wrists. (What?!)

Seriously?

9. If she laughs at a joke and shows her teeth.

10. If she’s been drinking.

Yup. She's attracted to you.

11. If she said she had a (insert positive adjective here) night.

12. If she smells.

13. If she’s nervous, but not in a run-away-from-you kinda way.

She'll probably be singing about you in bed too.

14. If she does the classic “triangle gaze”

You might as well imagine her in a French Maid suit.

15. If her leg is pointed towards you.

16. If she punches you.

Guys instantly like you if you are "one of the guys."

17. If a button on her shirt is open.

Ariana Grande doesn't have any buttons on. Does that mean she's DTF already?