Now this is super weird. Imagine having a statue erected for you in your honor, only to see something really weird. Is that statue having a boner-ific time? What's going on here?

Cristiano Ronaldo's home town of Funchal in Madeira paid tribute to him by making this for him:

But it seems like aside from his likeness, the statue seems to prominent in another way.

I wonder if it is those skin-hugging shorts?

He looks okay with it. Suppose that's all that matters.