Word on the street from The National Enquirer says thatTaylor Swift has set her next-boyfriend-eyes on Leonardo DiCaprio. Bare in mind that this is the National Enquirer and whatever they say might be donkey balls, though it wouldn't hurt to wonder if she's really crushing on the supermodel-slayer.

They've got at least a couple of things in common:

1. They are both friends with a lot of beautiful women.

2. They know a lot of Victoria's Secret angels.

3. He can be quite awkward. She can be quite awkward.

But that's probably where it all ends. If this really happens, Taylor better be prepared for some ultimate heartbreak. Here's why they won't work together:

1. He's dated some of her new VS angel friends' colleagues.

2. He'll probably date Taylor, then dump her and date Karlie Kloss, because Angel code is to not hold grudges on your colleague / friend's ex-man.

Karlie, you're next!

3. He probably won't spend a lot of time with her unless she's okay to be in this troupe:

4. She's probably a clean-shaven sort of guy.

He's not!

5. He'll never bring her to award shows. (He always brings his number 1 lady - his mom.)