First of all, it's very rude to interrupt a couple having sexy time. How would you like it if someone did it to you? Paul Rose stumbled upon two tortoises just having some intimate time together while filming a National Geographic documentary, when he came in between the two.

Let's just say the tortoise was pretty damn upset.

He looks more than just "pretty damn upset."

Watch the video below.

And remember, don't be an ass.