Some headlines are so outrageous, you'd just know they're jokes or satire. But these ones here sound just like that, but are actually real stories that happened. They should be jokes, but sadly, aren't.

Muslim Woman Denied Soda Can for Fear She Could Use It as a Weapon

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A U.S. cyberattack on North Korea failed because North Korea has basically no Internet

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Chinese dog-eating festival outrages foreigners

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FBI Seizes Domain Names, Then Forgets To Renew Them Before They Were Reclaimed

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Lil Wayne Spits On Ref And Starts Brawl At Anti-Violence Charity Basketball Game

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Judge rules firefighter too drunk to know he'd hit cyclist, not guilty of hit and run

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440 pounds of cocaine found in pineapples

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Minneapolos Private School Takes Students To Adult Novelty Store For Sex Ed Lesson

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KFC Sues Over Rumors Company Uses Eight-Legged Chickens With Six Wings

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Gay teens raped by family members in a bid to cure their homosexuality

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Woman sent to jail for noisy sex

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