Forget hair already. Who needs it? Why spend a few minutes washing your washing, and then styling it over and over again, and risk a bad-hair-day, when you can be bald hot? Do you really need hair to look sexy? The answer is NO.

1. Hair is so passe.

2. How freaking badass is this look?

3. Sexy AF.

4. Showering is done in mere minutes.

5. No more bad hair days.

6. The MEAN MF LOOK.

7. Do you really need hair to look good?

8. No. You don't.

The end.