This is Apparently The Sure-Fire Formula to Achieve The Perfect Orgasm
2015.07.26
Someone has finally come out with the formula for a perfect orgasm. That means, you no longer have to read girlie mags, because this is all the things you need to follow from now on. The formula derives from a poll done by 1,000 women and 600 men by Ann Summers.
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Ann Summers sell sex toys and lingerie, so we guess they should know more than your local version of Cosmo.
For ladies, do this:
Wine (24%) + foreplay (24%) + sex toys (35%) + long term partner (45%) – stress (25%) = equals bliss.![formula1.jpg formula1.jpg](/files/attach/images/3004/934/919/014/formula1.jpg)
For men, do this:
Naughty film (35%) + doggy style (31%) AND girl on top (21%) + lubricant (11%) + long term partner (43%) – alcohol (24%) = and you’re golden.![formula2.jpg formula2.jpg](/files/attach/images/3004/934/919/014/formula2.jpg)
Dunzo.
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