Here is a list of some important questions you need to remember asking anyone and everyone you meet to determine if you have anything in common with them. Simple stuff. Not rocket science. Not invasive ones. Just simple stuff. Check it out:

1. Have you ever said no when you were offered pizza?

2. Have you ever chose to listen to Nickelback?

3. Do you hashtag in texts?

4. Do you consider “K” a valid response when texting?

5. Have you ever texted “lol” and not laughed out loud?

6. Do you have your “read” receipts on?

7. Do you talk during movies?

8. Do you chew loudly?

9. Do you leave voicemails?

10. Have you ever said no to ice cream?

11. Do you leave the door open when you are peeing?

12. Do you recite movie quotes throughout daily conversation?