You can learn a lot of things from Confucius. The man lived a long time ago but he's got a ton of wisdom on him. Here's some 15 words of wisdom that you should check out. Check out the list below. Lots of innuendo in it too:

1. When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

2. Man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

3. Woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

4. If woman meet bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

5. Rarely it occurs to teenagers that day will come when they know as little as their parents.

6. Don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

7. He who hesitates is probably right.

8. Drunk man's words are sober man's thoughts.

9. Man who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

10. Man who behave like ass will be butt of those who crack jokes.

11. Happiness is not destination, but manner of traveling.

12. Before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

13. Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

14. Tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

15. Men are like fish, none would get in trouble if they keep mouths shut.