It almost seemed like a coupling made in heaven. Like the kind of things dreams are made of. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris. Two very beautiful looking human beings, getting together. But all good things have to come to an end.

Taylor Swift will probably live up to what she's known best for: her failed relationships.

We thought this was going to be an end when she started dating Calvin Harris.

Look at them. Perfect!

But on October 12, 2015, reports of Taylor Swift dumping Calvin Harris started coming out. And it was all because he got a massage!

An insider said Swift said to him, "What the fuck?" when she found out.

Instead of explaining to her, he came up with an excuse that "his masseuse was sick and he needed his shoulder worked on."

The parlour he went in to was allegedly a 'happy-ending' kind of massage. But did he get one or not? It doesn't matter. Because this:

Of course, no one is sad for them. Or for Taylor actually. Because now they know she's got some new album material:

When's her next big hit, we wonder?