Some say farting is better than sex. While that's probably very debatable, it depends on the kind of fart one is expressing out. Here are 14 different kinds of farts everyone should be familiar with.

1. The long-and-most-satisfying fart

2. The attack fart

3. The please-don't-let-me-fart-now fart. Shit..

4. The my-fart-is-awesome fart

5. Sneeze-fart fart

6. The scared fart

7. Aqua fart

8. The stupidity fart

9. The no-one-smelled-it? fart

10. The blame-someone-else-first fart

11. NAME-THEM fart

12. Honesty fart

13. Sorry-not-sorry fart

14. The-hot-chick-farted fart