Want to look like an absolute cartoon with some jazz to go with it? Then you're going to want to try this trend out: glitter beards. It's that shiny annoying stuff, but on your beard instead. Oh wow. It's so..shiny? Check it out.

The latest trend involves exactly just that:

Would you dip your beard in glitter?

Some are even doing it on their...tongues.

It's pretty damn gross.

Because why wouldn't you want to look like this?

Or this?

Seriously. No.

Don't let another bro get glitter on his beard.

But if you must: