According to real news, MAS has imposed a temporary limitation on its check-in baggage policy on its routes to Europe. That means, you're only allowed to bring 7KGs of hand-carry luggage on board. Obviously, KL-Europe is pretty far, and 7KG of baggage isn't going to buy you more than 2-3 nights there. So how should you travel?

1. Just layer the hell up.

2. It's gonna be cold, so you might want to consider some scarves. Lots of them.

3. If you're traveling with family, just make yourself look taller. With clothes.

4. Consider the duration you're going for. Then layer up accordingly.

5. Good luck to you if you're going for a long trip...

6. But since it's cold, you don't really need that many!

7. Layering up. It's the only way to travel to Europe on MAS right now.

Just be careful you're not the guy who wore 12 layers of clothing who threw up and passed out on the plane.

For everything else, there's Mastercard (on a shitty exchange rate.)

Happy travels!