If you're going to eat your way to a muffin top, you might as well do it in novel style with these awesome cupcake molds! Once the muffins rise, it might seem kinda in-your-face so you will probably want to keep them away from weight-sensitive guests. Nobody wants to go through the awkward "what are you trying to say?" moment.

A pack of 4 silicone molds will cost you $14, but they'll only be shipping in October.