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	This Shirt Will Let You Masturbate Anywhere. Wll Surely Get You Arrested, You Creep.
	There should never be a reason for you to masturbate in public. But the folks who made this shirt think it is a thing. This is the Jerkshirt. Probably the last shirt that looks fashionably better than the prison jumpsuit you'll be wearing when you g...
	18 Facts About Masturbation You Didn't Know
	Crank the stick. Spank the monkey. It's been called one too many things and in conjunction of Masturbation Month (apparently there's one!) here are some facts that you definitely did not know. 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.14.15.16.17.18.
	Ants Love Semen. So Never Ever Use a Sock.
	Why do some people employ the use of a sock when they spank the monkey? Here's a terrifying reason you should never ever use that, and be wary of ants, because, apparently, ants love semen. Weird? Hell yes. A young woman posted a photo of the towel ...
	A Pizza Hut Employee Was Photographed Masturbating in a Drive-Thru by Teenage Girls
	Well, this is pretty worrying. Two teens who ordered pizza from Pizza Hut using their drive-through services in the U.S., caught a male employee at the window with his hand down his pants. They snapped a picture of the employee at a Lexington, Kentu...
	This Japanese Guy Has The World's Longest Masturbation Record at 10 Hours [NSFW]
	How in God's name can one masturbate for a grand total number of 10 hours? It is almost unimaginable. And plus, this guy here, also has a girlfriend. Check out the video below: He actually practices in front of his girlfriend, while she does some h...
	This Televangelist is Warning That Masturbating Can Get Your Hands Pregnant [VIDEO]
	Like to spank the monkey? Have a little fun with your hand girlfriend, Hannah? Then you'll want to watch this warning from this televangelist. He warns that masturbating will get your hands pregnant in the afterlife. Seriously, not something you'll ...
	Masturbation: Guys vs. Girls. What It's Like [NSFW]
	Here's something most people do but won't admit or say out in the open. We're talking about masturbation. But what is it that's completely different between men and women? How is it any different? It all boils down to perspective. Watch the hilariou...
	"The Handie" Is a Glove That Will Help Men Play With Themselves [NSFW]
	If your trusted right hand wasn't good enough for you, someone just made this thing called 'The Handie'. And it wants to help you play with yourself. NSFW after the jump. This is The Handie. According to its Indiegogo page, it boasts "Perfect grip ...
	This Machine is Only For Men And You'll Never Guess What It Is [VIDEO]
	This machine is located in a Chinese hospital in Nanjing, China, and it is to make...sperm donation easier! What?! This is an automatic sperm extractor. And it's handsfree. Kind of weird, isn't it?
	Boy Band Music Parody Pays Homage To The Art Of Masturbation [VIDEO]
	Here's to all the single guys out there who can't find a date for Valentine's Day to save their life. This video from J Pee has will show you exactly why the best kind of romance is to appreciate the only intimate partner you have in your life rig...