1. This looks like someone's pubic area...

But it really just a hallway.

2. Is this some 16th century classic work of art?

Heck no. It's just some trash on the floor.

3. Is this cat transparent?

Not at all but what a good picture.

4. This looks like someone's penis.

But it clearly isn't. Just a couple of pigs, and a piglet.

5. This is definitely a penis. Right?

Wrong! It's just a ceiling panel stain. What a coincidence, though!

6. This must be someone's buns from behind.

But it's actually a blimp. That looks like a bum, still.

7. How do you like ass cheeks?

They're not ass cheeks. They're just two sofas pushed real close together.

8. Testicles? Butt? I can't make this out.

Oh, it's a butternut squash.

9. Why is this guy's face red?

No idea, because there's no guy here at all!

10. Is this someone's boner? That's sick! Those are kids!

Nope, it's just an unfortunately timed pic.

11. Okay, that's a bird.

Close. It's bird shit. Impressive though.

12. We can totally see this woman's breasts, right?

Except, what you think are nipples are actually ELBOWS.

13. Why is this woman's head so bloody large?

Never wear that dress anymore.

14. This guy forgot to do leg day.

What a fantastic shot. We're not sure if he does leg day though.