Throw logic or sense out of the window, because Bollywood films are outrageously awesome. Over-the-top action, explosions, and anything crazy are a prerequisite. Awesome script writing is not mandatory. Check it out:

1. They force you to suspend reality.

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Only heroes can do such things.

2. They take the effort to go slow-mo.

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If it is action you want, action is what you'll be getting,.

3. Unlike Bay's films, you actually get to see what goes on in detail.

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The only reason you'll rewind to that scene is to see how incredible it was.

4. Bollywood makes you want to be the hero.

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Bay's films just leave you hanging, wondering what the heck is the whole plot about.

5. Bollywood references popular culture. Makes it super fun.

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Dancing. Never forget the dancing.

6. Action is coupled with extreme comedy.

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Though being on the receiving end of a badass like Singham isn't funny at all!

7. Realism is non-existent.

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This isn't a scene from Kung Pow, but it should have been.

8. They tap your childhood imagination and take it to the next level.

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The Indian Wong Fei Hung.

9. They don't require too much CGI.

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Just camera tricks.

10. But when they do, they take it to the next level.

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Gravity or bounce? How bout both?

11. Their action scenes are weirdly good.

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It's almost as good as this:

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Okay, no not really. The Winter Soldier really set the bar very high.

12. The hero is pretty much unstoppable.

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Overcoming adversity is his middle name.

13. It's so stupid it's good.

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You'll marvel at how ridiculous most Bollywood films are, but you already knew that before you watched them.

14. The final scenes are epic to say the least.

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They go out with a bang. If only the stories made more sense and the scenes didn't give me a headache while watching them...