If you don't know a foreign language, it's best to not even attempt tattooing it on your neck. His girlfriend's name is 'Windows 7' apparently. That's right. What a name? That's the Chinese translation of the tattoo on his neck. Obviously, that's not his girlfriend's real name.

This is the tattoo:

From The Sun:

The unfortunate mistake was spotted by tattoo artist, Doc Price, who told the Plymouth Herald: “This chap I knew had his girlfriend’s name tattooed on the back of his neck, or rather, what he thought was his girlfriend’s name.

“But my girlfriend, who is from Thailand, wasn’t so sure.

“So we took him to see a friend of ours who is Chinese and we asked her, ‘what does this say here?’

“She looked at it and said, ‘why have you got a tattoo of Windows 7 on your neck?'”

“We couldn’t stop laughing. I think it was probably a case of one of these holiday tattoo places making a quick buck out of the tourists.”

LOL?