If your trusted right hand wasn't good enough for you, someone just made this thing called 'The Handie'. And it wants to help you play with yourself. NSFW after the jump.

This is The Handie. According to its Indiegogo page, it boasts "Perfect grip action".

It even has...a self-lubricating system.

And a vibrating function too.

And finally, and most importantly, you can actually clean it up.

Sounds better than your hand already?