Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned? Wrong. This guy here is the embodiment of that statement, except, he's a man and his divorce was a very bitter one. Per his divorce agreement, he is supposed to give half of everything he owns to his now ex-wife.

And that's what he did.

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He took the agreement quite literally.

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In the video below, he says "Thank you for 12 beautiful years, Laura. You've really earned half."

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He reportedly sent half of all the pieces to his ex-wife and is selling his other halves on eBay.

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Nothing was spared.

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We're not sure how long it took him to cut everything into half.

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But he was very adamant about doing so.

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We know going through a breakup is tough...

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But we didn't know it would be like this.

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Is this guy taking breaking-up to the next level?

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Even this poor teddy bear. :(

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Here's more things:

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Check out the video below: