Your proposal may be crappy, but it surely can't beat any of these examples in the list below. They are so bad that it would be a wonder if these people will be able to get married, ever. Or if anyone actually said yes to them. Check it out:

1. Make mental note: Spell check.

2. So, this isn't a church.

3. Bad idea to tattoo your proposal. Bad idea.

4. Turn the sign the right way up.

5. The smelliest proposal.

6. Mother nature doesn't approve.

7. Is this a proposal? Is this a question?

8. When you get your family members to help.

9. The wind blew out the candles.

10. Why would anyone do this to a cow?

11. Where's the order?

12. It's a sloppy proposal.

13. Mild sauce proposal. Fail.