Sales. It's all about a numbers game. Hit up as many prospects as possible. Go in hard, straight to the point, and leave quickly if things aren't looking good. Some people use the jerk approach. And while it doesn't work on most people, it will at least work on some. Plus, it makes for a hilarious read. Check out this guy's tactics.

1. Failed but super funny.

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2. Failed but super funny.

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3. Failed but super funny.

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4. Failed but super funny.

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7. Failed but super funny.

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8. Failed but super funny.

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9. Failed but super funny.

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10. Failed but super funny.

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11. Failed but super funny.

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12. Failed but super funny.

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13. Failed but super funny.

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14. Failed but super funny.

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15. Failed but super funny.

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17. Failed but super funny.

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18. Failed but super funny.

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19. Failed but super funny.

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20. Success!

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21. Success!

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2 out of 21 tries. Not bad at all.