Don't want to walk around, be in the changing room with other men while dangling a flaccid member? Now's your chance to show off some muscle, with the help of 'the half boner pill'.

The College Humor short is so funny, it helps men who want to have larger tools walk around with their heads up high and proud.

This is the respect you'll get from other men. The nod of approval.

Watch the hilarious clip below: