If you were from 'back in the day', then these are the love gloves you can get in the market. And trust me, it looks really, really, bad. Thank goodness for progress!

This is a linen sheath condom made by Gabriello Fallopio in 1564.

This is a tortoise shell condom. Let's just say goodbye to feelings.

Paper sleeve - not the best kind of protection you can buy.

Animal intestine condom. Okay, super gross.