It's been nearly a week since Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 carrying 239 passengers disappeared en route to Beijing from Kuala Lumpur. While the search is still on for signs of the missing plane,nobody seems to be anywhere closer to solving the mystery.


The presence aboard the flight of passengers using stolen passports immediately raised the issue of terrorism, so US counter-terrorism officials are now looking to see if the plane was diverted to an undisclosed location after intentionally turning off the aircraft’s transponders to avoid radar detection.

Nothing has been confirmed, but the "Flight 370 conspiracy" has certainly been gaining plenty of momentum online. There's even a subreddit where conspiracy aficionados can share their own theories on what might have happened, which range from the totally bizarro to the fairly compelling. 

Below are just some of crazy theories that have been making their way around the web:

A Tiny Nuclear Bomb Sucked the Plane into a Miniature Black Hole

Edward Snowden Did It

Via Reddit:
So we have the American IBM Technical Storage Executive for Malaysia, a man working in mass storage aggregation for the company implicated by the Snowden papers for providing their services to assist the National Security Agency in surveilling the Chinese.. And now this bunch of US chip guys working for a global leader in embedded processing solutions (embedded smart phone tech and defense contracting) with equal NSA ties all together..on a plane..And disappeared..


The Bermuda Triangle Did It

Magical Energy Field Vortex Did It

A theory about the location of the aircraft when it went down claims that it was a vortex energy point on the Earth's secret' free energy' grid. Theorists claim that there are vortex points around the globe that harness energy and the Illuminati and/or ancient aliens know how to utilize it. The Ancient Astronaut Theory claims that aliens of the past used energy vortex points to travel around the globe, or potentially make mapping points (e.g. the Pyramids of Giza). This hidden energy grid is one way of getting off of traditional energy sources like oil and coal, so obviously the people in control of these Big Energy industries would want to keep it quiet. Some claim that the Bermuda Triangle has this vortex system and that is why things disappear over that way so often. Yet another claim is that this is some type of vortex being used in a Philadelphia Experiment of sorts.

Aliens Did It

Jay-Z Made The Plane Disappear Using Numerology
i want to talk about the 777 being a number important to the Illuminati and esoteric occult groups. The Qabalah book that Madonna, New Agers, and conspiracy theorists always refer to as a source of esoteric knowledge features a book called '777.' However, more importantly, occultist and magician Aleister Crowley referenced it in a document he wrote called Liber 777 Vel Prolegoma Symbolica Ad Systemam Sceptico-Mysticae Viae Explicande, Fundamentum Hieroglyphicum Sanctissimorum Scientiae Summae. The '777′ is apparently important in the title of all of that, and it's used in some magic rituals that I won't pretend to understand

It Was Hijacked By Elves

From Malaysia's NST:
A shaman, claiming to be able to locate the missing MH370 jetliner, offered his expertise to help the authorities in their search.

Datuk Mahaguru Ibrahim Mat Zin, known as Raja Bomoh Sedunia Nujum VIP and 1Malaysia Corporate Bomoh said he suspects the missing aircraft was hijacked by elves (buniyan)