Let's be honest. If Facebook removed everything you hated on it, your life would be completely boring. You'd have nothing to complain about, and you'll be back to the worst kind of complaining: complaining about nothing to complain about. Here's what Facebook would look like without everything you hate.

College Humor's latest skit is the ideal Facebook we've all been waiting for. First, the removal of people who share news that aren't news:

No ads!

Only updates from friends you give a shit about.

Oversharers are banished.

Banning your parents from Facebook because they think it's Google.

Banning pictures of parties because that makes your life feel so boring.

Now that everything's gone...you'll be left with the ideal Facebook:

Watch the hilarious video below: