I tried so hard to stay up for the 2014 World Cup opening but after thinking about it, I decided to go back to sleep. It wasn't worth it. Here are 15 reasons why I'll be skipping most of the World Cup.

1. I don't have that many "sick leave" days left
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2. The matches are obviously too early in the morning for us.
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3. The highlights are more fun (Ok, not at all, but they save a lot of time)
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4. There's no one to watch the game with at that hour.
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5. I'd rather catch up on Game of Thrones..
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6. Replying work emails requires a major skill: You have to be awake.
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7. My love for sleep outweighs my love for soccer..
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8. I knew I would regret it after seeing Pitbull's pants.
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9. Brazil would win most of their matches. Their defense strategy: score more than the other team.
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10. I saw Uruguay play and their jerseys were too damn tight.
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11. All the good matches are much later..
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12. You pretty much can't predict anything - Uruguay vs Costa Rica 1-3?!
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13. The fans are more entertaining
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14. Reading the scores when I wake up is the best morning surprise
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15. Watching England play was a waste of time.