Alternate title: What the heck am I looking at? Japan, as you know, is a country that's far ahead of the curve compared to the rest of the world. So far ahead that they've got things that just make you wonder what is going on in here.

1. Tentacle porn, huh?

2. Japanese Twilight?

3. Okay, this is just..weird.

4. What..the..fuck..?

5. It's a race!

6. This guy's face.

7. Eating doorknobs a thing now?

8. No idea what's going on here:

9. The love for bananas is real.

10. Bananaman.

11. Eye contact.