Whoever gave the green light to make these toys must have been coerced to do so. Because why else, and how else can you explain their existence? From scary, to inappropriate, to just-stop, here are some of the worst toys you'll see.

1. Whatever the fuck this is..

2. Nice tail...or not?

3. At least it looks okay?

4. This is Robert. Cop.

5. Blow bubbles with this? Nope. Nope.

6. That face. That stance. Plus his name is Woody. Can't get any worse than this.

7. Creepy looking dolls that look like they want to murder you.

8. Which kid wants to play airport security?!

9. This Wolverine float. I mean. Come on. What the hell??

10. If this isn't creepy..I don't know what is.

11. Russian Roulette for kids. Absolutely stupid. And wrong.