Miley Cyrus recently performed at the O2 Arena in London and if you're like me, you'll find it hard to make sense of her performance. Luckily for all of us, it was easy to "get it" after doing some research on the Internet. Turns out, Miley found 11 ways to one-up everyone in her latest performance.

1. One-up Chun-Li

Compare: Chun-Li doesn't have a mic-crotch.

2. One-up Chloe Moretz

Compare: Chloe Moretz in a furry outfit.

3. One-up Will Ferrell

Compare: Suave, but not enough.

4. One-up Sharon Stone

Compare: Ok, probably not.

5. One-up an Olympic-skier

Compare: Lindsey Vonn not as hot as Miley.

6. One-up Richard Simmons

Compare: We prefer Miley.

7. One-up her own tongue

Compare: Hmm, gross!

8. One-up Lady Gaga

Compare: Do you prefer spitting or puking?

9. One-up Michael Jackson

Compare: Michael Jackson's crotch grab is more intense though.

10. One-up the Happy Baby Pose

Compare: Maybe half-up instead.

11. One-up Eternity.

Compare: Miley should totally play this Marvel cosmic being character.