You can read all you like about your favorite celebrities, but you can sum up some of them in just 5 words or less, like the guys on this list. From Taylor Swift to Rihanna, to Miley Cyrus and Zooey Deschanel, check out the list below:

1. Miley Cyrus
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What Disney kids become eventually.

2. Taylor Swift
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Makes money from heartbreaks.

3. Emma Stone
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Too hot for Andrew Garfield.

4. Rihanna
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You should follow her Instagram.

5. Gwyneth Paltrow
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You just hate her.

6. Justin Bieber
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Canada's revenge, suck it World!

7. Seth Rogen
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Funny guy, hates Justin Bieber.

8. Ariana Grande
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The next Miley Cyrus?

9. Ke$ha
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Smarty pants who dresses trashy.

10. 50 Cent
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Raps tough, throws like a girl.

11. Elle Fanning
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Younger siblings are always hotter.

12. Zooey Deschanel
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Will never cut her bangs.

13. Orlando Bloom
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Guy who lost Miranda Kerr.

14.  Brad Pitt
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Stiff actor, good looking dad.

15. Tom Cruise
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Always looking for a wife.

16. Katy Perry
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Still looking for 'the one'.

17. Lady Gaga
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Next level art, shit artist

18. Kate Upton
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A bikini's best friend.

19. Kim Kardashian
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Famous for the wrong reasons.

20. Jon Hamm
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Now THAT's a real man.

21. Mariah Carey
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Not Nicki Minaj's BFF.

22. Leonardo DiCaprio
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Will never win an Oscar.